The big news is that of the U21 euro tournament which ended last night, with England not lifting the trophy.
With Germany winning 4-0, it was no closely fought match at all.
And the first person to come under fire, is Walcott, just because he's an Arsenal star and one of the most established player in the U21 English team.
I don't think it's necessary to defend Walcott and place the blame on someone else because it's just logical. He can be at fault for not scoring, but he's definitely not at fault for conceding 4 goals.
Pearce had no choice with suspensions to Agbonlahor and Campbell but to put Walcott as the front man. The lone front man, a role he is definitely not familiar with. In Arsenal if he had to play up front, he would have a partner. He never comes across as an out and out striker simply because he cannot challenge effectively in the air, much different from Adebayor and Nicky. Even Nicky has struggled and Adebayor is just lazy.
What Walcott possesses is great pace and his crossing is good at times, and these are better utilised on the wings.
For him to do well, there has to be a midfield creator, in which England does not have. Lee Cattermole for all his quality in his combativeness, does not have an ounce of creativity in his blood. Same for Fabrice Muamba.
England did what Arsenal has been doing - not fully using their player's abilities to their full potential.
Positions on the pitch and tactics employed are how important. You can't give the ball to Theo with the goal in front of him as well as 4 German defenders waiting to pounce with the only support behind him. It's just insane.
I like Theo and the rest of the world should just shut their trap. What did Sp*rs contribute? What did Man U contribute? Some shithead who got sent off. How about Liverpool? Even City gave Micah Richards. Chelsea have stinkin Mancienne who really sucks. I still don't get how come Arsene Wenger gets accused of not feeding the English team. When Gerrard ages and fades there aren't any Liverpool faithfuls, unless you want to count Glen Johnson who was bought to make up the numbers for UEFA's home grown rule.
On a much lighter note, I got to credit Eto'o for being so smart. He's milking the tit as tightly as possible. Making their financial prowess known to the world does have it's downside. Players know what they are worth and how much you are willing to pay them so they ask for more to move to some shit club in the Eastlands. If you don't show me the $ then I'm not coming, simple as that. If you want to give it to me then I'll consider.
£250,000 a week, plus a signing on fee of £12.5m. Otherwise I'd rather stay at Barca.
A very good move, albeit a greedy one, but very very smart. Citeh would have to consider how far they want to go. If they let this one over their heads there'll be more, and their transfer market will be such an exclusively hugely inflated one. Wouldn't Tevez want to same treatment too? Heh.
We probably need to take a moment to laugh, at this.
It's probably the most laughable and untrue transfer speculation linked with Arsenal this summer.
Karim Benzema to Arsenal for 30 million quid.
Financially, this is a battle Manchester United will win hands down because they simply have the moolah. They've lost Tevez for free, but they are getting 80m for Ronaldo and that money is definitely going towards rebuilding the squad with quality signings which can soften the blow.
Benzema is probably high on their shopping list right this moment.
I'm not sure if that's the case for Arsenal.
Milan aren't exactly making much effort to sign Adebayor and if you asked me, they are stalling because they don't want to pay that much for someone we are ready to part with. They maintain that their first choice is Edin Dzeko so I don't know how Ade's 'dream move' will transpire.
If the article had to have some truth, I'd say that I believe Benzema would prefer Arsenal to Man Utd.
It's practically the French connection at Arsenal.
And I'm sure people in France have long heard of Arsene Wenger and dreamt of playing under him.
I see him going United's way though. Arsene Wenger is not one to break the bank.
There's something interesting about Robin. He wants to be the best player in the world. And more insight to the Arsenal team talks with Wenger drawing inspiration from Barack Obama. That made me lol real hard. Especially this:
"Obama was always calm. Whenever Presidential rival John McCain shouted and screamed, Obama remained in control."
Shouted and screamed. Bahahaha.
Robin has thought out his method of achieving the world player crown and he knows it's down to his fitness. He now keeps away from red meat and doesn't drink during the season. Apparently it has helped. For the sake of doing better, the steak-lover has given up beef. Considering that he is Muslim, that doesn't leave much left besides fish and chicken. Swine is red meat anyway.
I never knew red meats are that much more unhealthy. I kinda hate chicken except when it's fried or barbecued. Maybe it's just me.
Everything's looking positive at the Robin side of things. Next season could be his season. I think we are all hoping it is.
For starters, stop hitting the crossbar when taking freekicks. <3
P.S. I realised the most laughable transfer nonsense is not Benzema to Arsenal, but Van Persie to United in The Sun.
People who don't watch football are missing all the good stuff
What a match. We all have vested interested in the U21 Sweden vs England game and they did well.
I shall start with the grand cliche we all know too damn well - it was a game of two halves
This point can easily make me throw a fit when I recall last season so it is advisable to never touch a copy of the 2008/09 season review.
England were easily 3-0 up at half time thanks to set pieces. If height were a determining factor to how much of a threat a team would be from dead ball play, it wouldn't apply to Sweden. The Swedes are tall. Nicky is tall. Ibrahimovic is tall. I suppose I can safely assume that Scandinavian dudes are tall. And yet it was England who profited from all 3 corners which resulted in goals.
Come the second half and no one in hell would have thought that the Swedes would fight back. Not until the 70th minute at least. I left the match on while I was doing my own things like watching some other show on my computer since at 3-0 and the way the Swedes started the half, it looked like England were through.
It was kinda like a wolf in sheep's clothing. They led the Englishmen on the pitch to believe that the game was all but over. Then suddenly they pulled a goal back. And another one.
I stopped watching my show. This is the kind of fightback which just gives you the feeling that it'll go all the way, and boy did it.
In no time at all, it was 3-3, and that freekick leading to the third goal was sublime. Kinda like the Dani Alves winner for Brazil to send them to meet the USA in the finals of the Confederations Cup, minus the retarded goal celebration and the pointing of his fancy "Daniel" tattoo. Who tattoo's their name in cursive across their chest?
Anyway. The game then went into extra time and it was no longer any game of two halves since it became 4. Of course, Fraizer Campbell was on song to make his application good enough for Hull City by getting sent off for a bad lunge. All too familiar. He's going to fit into Phil Brown's setup perfectly, especially since he has Manchester United and Tottenham education already on his CV.
And then now with Agbonlahor suspended for the final too, Theo will most certainly be the man leading the front.
Frankly, I do understand why he has come under fire recently. He belongs to a good football team and has most things going smoothly for him. He's got the adoration of the fans and all so people just want to try and stick things up him when they find the chance. Everyone forgets that he is still a youngling who needs time to grow and he's been through quite a bit since his first shoulder injury, which I believe, is affecting his game a little bit.
you would recall a time where Arsene Wenger declared that Walcott has the potential to be better than Leo Messi when he reaches that age. One thing he is lacking now is the ability to successfully get past his man. Many a times he bombed forward just to be dispossessed and the attack breaks down. He's been plying his trade mostly on the right wing so when he moves to the middle he tends to be quite anonymous. That would be the other thing he needs working on, which is his off-the-ball movement. I believe that when he gets the hang of those 2 he can truly be better than Messi.
And all others, including the cuntbag brother laughed when Wenger said what he said.
Wait and see is what I tell you.
And for more wise words from Wenger, ESPN's football up close is doing an interview with Le Prof, to be aired at 7pm this coming Monday. I have no freakin idea how to tape it since I don't have a dvd recorder so I'll pray some wise Gooner will do it and upload it to youtube or something. Interviews like these ain't like those Spanish shit where the English media conveniently lift off whatever they think is useful in order to do what they do best, to give a warped version of the truth.
So anyway, it went down to penalties and James Milner did a David Beckham slip. The cursed number 7 shirt for you. Let's hope Walcott doesn't take that shirt for the World Cup. He did however dispatch his penalty with ease. It was unlike the Roma one where he placed the ball and turned for his run up and then just went for it without looking at the keeper. This time he placed the ball coolly on the spot and then ran up to take his shot while the keeper was being a clown, with flailing arms trying to put him off.
It's the small things like that which shows you that he's becoming a man.
Then we have Gibbsy who did his bit as well. I guess it's safe to say that any Arsenal player is technically gifted and I'll add that to my list of why I love the Arsenal.
Twitter was a blast. It totally came to life with honest to God updates. Love it.
This is just why we need Sp*rs around. They're really a bunch of numbshite clowns who never fail to amuse. Now they're signing a petition to remove the mustard off their jerseys. When we wore the Herbert Chapman white jerseys in his honour they were going on about how wearing white is such a purity Sp*rs issue. Now they get yellow, which they refuse to call yellow but mustard. They can't tell colours apart can they? I can't say no one eat hotdogs in England since I should think it's the kind of food people eat at football games. Anyway, now we can laugh at them. Like hell Puma's going to change the kit because of some stupid petitions. If anyone knew better, petitions just do not work. They could get Arsenal fans to sign on it and it still wouldn't.
Another weird bloke is trying for reforms, but without a petition. Maybe he's one level smarter than the spuds. Phil Brown wants a 30 min timeout before post match interviews because he can't get his emotions in check like SAF and Arsene Wenger because he's inexperienced as a Premier League manager, not because he's a cunt. This has got to be the joke of the century. With the current technology, everything is reported in real time. Who wants to wait half an hour for post match reaction? It is not a fucking interview where we sit down with coffee and ask a whole host of questions listed on a piece of paper. It is meant to be spontaneous to capture the heat of the moment and why we bother watching sports at all. In Premier League terms where another fixture is to follow after the first game then who the hell is going to wait that half an hour to hear what the orange cuntbag has to say? Might as well just scrap it completely. The world would be a better place without having to listen to Phil Brown.
I shall end with the greatest bit of irony: the ref PB abused is taking over as the chief ref.
A lot going on in the non-footballing world. Something huge happened and even google thought it was under attack.
Goodbye Mr Jackson, RIP.
The world really cares.
It's funny how everyone was so caught up with the scandalous Iranian elections before and when a pop icon passes on he takes centre stage from a major political crisis.
Entertainment>>>>politics.
Then there's football and we have our own energy generator in the form of rumour mills, like the great windmills of Holland.
Then captain Cesc comes to the rescue and sets the mills on 'pause' mode.
You see, he's not powerful enough to completely destroy those immaculate structures. No one is. Not everyone is Setanta.
And he's Espana. We all know deep down some day that he'll be returning to his motherland. It's just a matter of when.
For now though, he's with Arsenal, he loves the Arsenal and he wants to win things with the squad he leads out of the tunnel.
Then there's Sp*rs, who probably are dying to show up on our radar. You see, they want Arsenal target Bassong. It's quite funny because I don't see him coming to Arsenal. We have Vermaelen. And Newcastle's defence last term was diabolical on all accounts and they can't point all fingers at Colloccini because a defensive partnership is made up of 2. Good luck Sp*rs anyway. We've got the Va Va Verm so you can have Bassong on a platter.
Sp*rs who, hate Arsenal the most simply because they can't catch up to where we are. Hell, they didn't make the Europa league either. We'll see how far they'll go next term when they have full concentration on the league, and most definitely, the Carling Cup.
Right here you have some statistics. They're interesting to say the least. Sp*rs hatred and Chelsea hatred are on par with each other. I don't know about the Chelsea part but we all know that Cuntey Cunt is a major contributing factor. Other than that, I suppose the rest of the team are a bunch of cuntbags as well so that we know.
Personally, I don't really rank my hatred. How do you hate something less when you hate it all the same? Doesn't make sense. They probably should distinguish between hatred and dislike.
I dislike Stoke but I don't hate them. I hate Hull City. I hate Manchester United, Liverpool, Sp*rs. I dislike Sp*rs because I am too lazy to hate them. They kinda make good the position of Clown of the league. Never seem to fail to come up with several jokes. They are indeed a joke, like starting almost every campaign at the bottom of the table, sort of battling relegation for a teeny little while until new manager comes in and gets them a top 10 finish.
There's a bit of football tonight. Gibbs and Walcott will be in action for the U21s. Gibbs would most certainly start at left back but there should be some doubts about Theo since Stuart Pearce is a cuntbag. Some funny Swedish Blackburn dude I've never heard of or saw the need to take note of has went to the papers to public diss Theo. I thought that was funny. Some nobody from a stinkin team has a big mouth.
And finally, someone with immense intelligence. Arshavin has ditched his agent and now represents himself. Dennis Lachter is probably one of the cuntiest agents after Kia Joorabchian.
How awesome is it to be surrounded by awesomeness and then it gets more awesome when the players come down for an autograph session?
FREAKIN AWESOME.
This is an example for a (quite possibly) low paying job with massive returns on your emotional health because you are guaranteed to go to work and end work a very happy person.
For all things happy, there is the unhappy.
1) Cesc 2) Theo
There isn't much to read into, besides the positives. Cesc is angry and being trophyless. Theo is angry at being dropped and is taking it out on the pitch instead.
With Cesc, it's all about the crazy media stirring the pot wildly. They took one word and made it some huge hoo-ha. I swear it might just be because the word is 'impotence', more commonly used on males who can no longer reproduce like it's their God-given right. At least he didn't say that Arsenal is castrated or something. That would be really bad, assuming Arsenal is a boy. By default the English are all shes right?
Medically, impotence can be reversed if it was caused by a vasectomy. If it's naturally occurring I think it's going to be like that forever and ever.
Bad choice of word Cescy-boy.
But lol. I thought the article was really funny. Earlier I was saying that C Ron was leaving even though he won everything at United and I think anyone would kill be win the things he did and Fab as a player on the world stage, he wants those things to be added to his name as well.
What the pot-stirring cuntbags don't realise that he wants to win these things with Arsenal and no other club so they can twist and turn his words and point it in the direction where it's more scandalous but ultimately, gooners of the world should know clearly where his heart lies.
And if his Euro 08 success was a jinx since he was the only one who started last season with a trophy, Spain crashed out of the Confed Cup to the USA (of all people, but credit when it's due). It's back to Spain who can't perform well on the world stage isn't it? I do get the feeling bloody England are front runners to win the world cup next year.
Then we have Theo, who will be part of the English squad certainly. He was dropped by cunty Pearce and then came back for vengeance in the following game as a sub and could be dubbed the chief influence to their 2-0 win over Spain in the U21 Euros.
Anger ain't a bad thing in football as long as it is directed on the pitch, on the ball, and certainly not at other players.
That's football.
In my own life, happiness is what matters.
I want to work at the armoury!
I might just give an exclusive interview to whoever chooses to print Adebayor on their jersey since he's probably off somewhere.
I can post a load of rubbish there and not care about spam because Twitter is all about spam and random thoughts. On Facebook though, who decided to have status updates twitter style, isn't the right platform with all your friends and family on it. There's no freedom of speech there.
Then I realised I linked every damn thing via the same username/email address that it's so easy to find me. That is stupid on my part. Someday, it could come back to bite me in the butt.
Anyway. It's fun to read the opinions of Gooners all over the world and reply. We all stand united in one thing and that's our love for Arsenal. And we don't do retarded petitions on Facebook saying "we want Iker Casillas" or "we want Villa or Aguero" to united because it's not Football Manager and fans aren't entitled to a wishlist unless you're Florentino Pere$.
Do you think SAF will bother himself with this:
To Sir Alex Ferguson: We love Edwin van der Sar , but United needs to reload. Make an offer for Iker Casillas and let's keep the Reds at the top of the table!
Bunch of retards Man Utd fans are on Facebook. After their Champion's League loss they disappeared for a while. Then a little more when Ronaldo declared his departure. Now they're back, planning the shopping list with the not-yet-inherited £80m.
This is why Facebook is annoying. It has endless quizes and pointless flash games and people have no discretion to not post every damn thing. No one realises that such quizes are no true reflection of the topic in question or their personality and it's all in the name of fun.
There is another issue which will never go away until it finally happens. It doesn't matter how many times Cesc comes out and says he sees his future at Arsenal as the captain. We'll always be disturbed. He's in South Africa with his Spanish mates and there will always be that slight unease when he's not in Gunner town with the rest of the lads. He's Spanish. He's born in Barcelona. He was raised in Barcelona. He grew up with Xavi, Iniesta, Messi, Pique. His idol is Pep Guardiola. None of these point to him never returning to Barcelona.
Yet he still is at Arsenal. And we should believe in him. He wants to be at Arsenal. He is happy.
Another dude though, might not be that happy. That's Adebayor for you. Hah. His apparent destination is in question and the boss wants him to stay. Not sure all the fans want him to. I guess time will tell. It's still quite a long way till 1st september so I guess all we can do is wait it out. He could still be here come the start of pre-season but that's no guarantee of anything.
Eboue has stopped stirring the pot, for now. I don't think anyone wants him either.
Fallout 3 is a freaky game to play in the dead of the night.
Or that's just me.
Anyway. The Daily Mail has people who do their jobs actually, despite the contrary. They published the full Michael Owen brochure.
lol.
Like I said, the only person who'll buy into that piece of rubbish is Phil Brown. Owen's lactlustre performance for Newcastle did them no favours in their relegation fight and I'm sure the purpose of his agent to release such a document is to attract big clubs with big money to throw and not lowly Hull City, who should have been relegated anyway. How will he be motivated to play for the likes of Hull when he couldn't for Newcastle, a much bigger club?
I have one theory.
If Newcastle had survived then he would have to stay, won't he?
No excuses about them not being in the top flight, no excuses on his pay package either.
This happens when people stop being the professionals that they were.
I didn't know Arsha was the highest paid at Arsenal. He's the only gunner on the list. Gallas didn't make it and Cesc didn't either. Cashley's on it and we all know why. Anyhow, it's not difficult to see why Chelsea is heavily in debt. Abramovic has a money printing machine stashed somewhere to finance all the loans to the club. Someday if he pulls out or decides to sell the club and buy a boat instead because the boat is less of a cunt, the there goes Chelsea.
And Cuntley Cunt.
Wenger says no one's leaving. That's a little hard to believe and if that's the case then it is unclear who is first choice centrebacks don't you think? I suspect a centre back will leave at least, and if the right offer comes in for Adebayor he's gone too. The silver inning of this article is that Wenger has at least 1 or 2 more targets in mind. Yeah baby.
Just when I thought doing nothing was fantastic I got bored of doing nothing and hence I'm going to start doing something and get ma freak on.
I think daily/frequent updates might dwindle but I don't think I am popular enough to cause some big uproar, of sorts.
Earlier in June, Owen's management company sent a brochure to potential buyers to remind them of the talent that saw him score 158 goals in about 300 games for Liverpool and 40 goals in 89 appearances for England.
With respect to Michael Owen.
Guess who's buying into the PR?
Hull City's moron king Phil Brown.
He seems to have a knack for paying good money for players who are past their best and injured 70% of the season. Earlier in January he bought Jimmy Bullard who went on to be injured for the rest of the season after his debut.
A bonus is that he doesn't need to pay a transfer fee for Owen, just his exorbitant wages. They'll be looking at losing £100,000 per week for someone who'll be hogging the treatment table, lying just next to Jimmy.
Chances are, they'll become Hull's BFF pairing of the next season.
Arsenal's BFF to everyone though, isn't having a very good time on the transfer market. He's placed himself in the shop window but those who come knocking aren't good enough for him, in accordance to whatever he thinks his calibre should be deserving of.
Florentina is a no-no.
I can't imagine how another season with Eboue will be like. Will he have another boo-ing session at the Emirates? Or get sent off against Sp*rs for something silly again?
We'll never know until it happens.
It's been pretty quiet now right after someone has signed. Give it a few days and the media will be in full swing yet again.
I miss Gilberto. He would have been quite the figurehead. In Wenger's terms perhaps, keeping Gilberto would kill Song and Denilson. From a fan's point of view, I don't see how they could have died because of that. Throwing Denilson in so early when he wasn't ready probably was one of the chief factors which killed our last campaign. Admirably, he did do what he can to the best he can but at the Premier League level it wasn't enough. All our midfield frailties were exposed so badly I remember Danny Murphy dominating our midfield when we played Fulham.
That clearly shouldn't be happening. Regardless of who dies, I think we really need a midfield hardman quite badly.
After that, we just need everyone (including Rosicky) to just stay fit like their lives depend on it.
All our problems will be solved and we'll win the quadruple next season.
...and he says all the right things, at exactly the right time...
Impressive.
Arsha's first interview was funny because he didn't completely understand the questions and there was talk about Sp*rs. Plus, he accent blows you away ahaha.
Verm on the other hand is just impressive all around. You get the feeling he's really into his football and only strives for the best.
How many other vacations is Arsene Wenger going to wreck? heh.
The one story which stands out all the time is the Manuel Almunia one. He was on his honeymoon (!!) when he got the call. He rushed straight to London for a medical. Look where he is now.
It doesn't take a lot for me to fall in love with the Arsenal boys does it?
After a while, you'll figure out that football ain't all about winning trophies. Completely. It's utter bullshit to Gooners who only desire trophies. Always the talk about winning trophies. Hell, even Thomas Vermaelen said:
"I just want to assure the Arsenal fans that I will give everything for this Club and I hope we can enjoy winning some trophies together next season"
Always the trophy talk. And then at the club with a trophy cabinet possibly full, people are just not happy because either it's too easy or it just sucks to play for Manchester United. I suppose for these people, money comes before trophies. Maybe Tevez might cross over to Citeh and realise that it's shit over there because you can't even win away games let alone trophies.
So it's byebye Tevez and Ronaldo. Ronaldo who hasn't exactly completed his move yet. I already predicted he'll fail his medical when they pick up herpes on their STD detection scanner, of course, if it exists.
I think it's still too early to write off Man Utd. I wonder if Ferg is fuming though, and then thinking about an early retirement heh heh.
On the Arsenal side of things, I really wonder what number Verm is gonna take. If it's '6' then Senderos is definitely off. Kolo's been linked heavily with Citeh and frankly, I have no idea how that will turn out. Now that we're all appeased with a new signing, what's to follow is not another signing but a departure. That's probably the part I hate most, save for old man Silvestre and probably the clown Eboue. Did you know he makes records in Ivory Coast? If his football career doesn't work out he has a plan B. That's quite rare in football I see.
I don't think he'll quit Arsenal if nobody comes for him and I don't see anyone making a move.
It's been rather quiet on the Adebayor front and this fellow just pisses me off on football manager. You can run around dancing when he scores for Arsenal but the goal will just be ruled for offside.
Another part of the game that is somewhat true.
Then it's quite difficult not to go touch the FM editor application and tweak things a little. What did I do? I erased every damned injury on all Arsenal players (Fab, Diaby, Dudu, Bischoff, ROSICKY) and set their injury proneness to like 2/20.
AND THEN YOU HAVE A FULLY FIT ARSENAL SQUAD.
Which exists only in a computer game. Rosa's injury proneness is like 16/20. Might as well make it 20/20.
Anyway the point is, with everyone fully fit, it's difficult to pick the first 11. There is quite a bit of depth in the squad and one that we will never enjoy in real life.
That is just saddening. We're not short on quality, we're just short on luck with injuries.
Which made me realise that Arshavin never got injured big time throughout his season. Besides the stitches he had to get from the Blackburn game and his lack of fitness when he first came. Let's hope next season will continue this way. He really changed the second half of Arsenal's season and it's still a dream to know that he'll be here for a long long time. Still feels like we got him on loan only!!
Filling in for football is my dramas. It's been forever since I watched a Singapore one but who can miss out on a Fann Wong one ahaha. (to many people's dismay I know) Being dragged out on week nights means missing episodes and guess what? Tudou has people (i.e. Singaporeans) who uploaded the series to the web. I am amazed beyond words. Chinese of the world watch Singapore dramas?
They'll always be fed with one consistent feature of Singapore shows:
sure confirm guarantee plus chop someone will act siao*.
*siao = crazy
Noone really knows that the truly crazy ones are those who seem normal and live among us.
At least we were spared whatever Nasri nonsense. The long Nasri nonsense was particularly frenetic because he's a cutie. May he never learn English ever because French is sexier and is the language of Arsenal anyway.
There are disputes about his height and I'm lol-ing all the way at it. Well Arsenal is quite the team of shortys if you count Almunia, Adebayor and Bendtner out. We never really challenge effectively in the air if Ade and Nicky wasn't in the picture. I do suppose challenging effectively would mean somewhere close to 1.9m since that's just about the height of Ade and Nicky.
182cm doesn't fit the bill then?
LOL.
Kim Jong il is 1.57m.
If he ever had to walk next to Obama it would be epic.
If he's still alive.
Other stuff in his factfile says that he is 23. Now pinch me real hard. He's not 16 is he? He's too old to be signing for Arsenal. Grandpa Arshavin does not approve.
HEH.
This is like whatever we've been begging for. Now we still need to continue as beggars until we get the appropriate defensive midfielder to partner Cesc.
Then we'll be waiting for the 15th of August 2009 for it to all begin.
So yaaaaaaaay, I came home from my night out to amazing news. Just when I complained that Arsenal.com was annoying me from a lack of announcement of new signings everytime I hit refresh. Heh.
Mooo. Am being dragged out of the house. Feel like pang-seh-ing.
Heh. But I can't. I'll get murdered. Friday nights are best spent at home with my computer and my games instead of squeezing with the weekend crowd or worst still, have a night out and incur cab fare. Or get drunk.
My last night out was worth $28.20 in cab fare and twice as much in drinks. And I didn't get drunk!
*moans about tonight.
Thomas Vermaelen is due to undergo a medical at Arsenal today and complete his transfer.
Might be some news if it's posted on the official site since everytime I hit refresh I am disappointed.
I'm playing Football Manager to get by, with the updated patch. Updated patch does not contain Arshavin. Still. It's a patch which adds more rubbish and perhaps is more realistic and enough to frustrate my brains inside out.
1) Bendtner underperforming and the fans voicing their concerns
2) every damn goalkeeper I play against is always in top form
3) Newcastle is in top 4
4) Denilson is a wonderkid :O
Then there are certain things which are true reflections:
1) Hull City is foul. Bad bad bad disciplinary record. Relegation battling team.
2) Diaby and Rosicky are never fit.
On the not so virtual football side of things, the England U21s beat Spain 2-0. What a surprise. Spain hasn't scored in the tournament yet? They drew their opening game 0-0. Bojan, Bojan.
I still hate Stuart Pearce. But I love Theo for being the professional he is. Wherever he is, however he's treated, he gives his all. That's Theo for you. He does things to the best he can.
I've seen Cesc's new haircut quite a few times and it is bad. Baaad. Like a mini mohawk but a more outrageous version of Robin's. They had better not share barbers. Zohan will come and get you.
I am dying in my room. It's in a mess from unpacking and I have no storage space. Feel like throwing every piece of junk away. Solve all my problemos.
I see many things happened during the night/morning I was asleep. Hmm.
First off, I bring you my first laugh of the day.
It's not directed at Xabi Alonso. It is however, induced by Xabi Alonso.
Reporter: Would be a disappointment for you to stay in Liverpool next year? Xabi: *laughs* I can't... I can't answer that question... Reporter: You already did... Xabi:...
Cue the reactions from Pool fans.
i feel 1000 knives in my heart
I hope that didn't bring you your first laugh of the day (since I start my days reaallly late) but you had a good laugh. I can't help but point out that it is grammartically wrong since a heart can't really produce 1000 knives since it's a heart pumping machine not an knife-producing one. I believe the correct preposition is 'to'.
That's about the lamest expression I've ever read about a douchebag leaving so far. That lame fuck Alonso kept Cesc out of the Iraqi game. Not playing that game though, gave him time to give a statement to Arsenal.com to reassure fans and ward off Madrid, who are going at every player they can. We always thought that Man Citeh would be the ones who would test the football world with their money but so far they've only got Robinho and PsychoBarry and Madrid's doing all the work and succeeding, with their reputation and all. Citeh really looks like a tiny club now bahaha. Just don't poach any of Arsenal's players thank you. I didn't understand why they would go for Sagna since they have Sergio Ramos but kudos to Bac for dashing the rumours before it started hogging headlines.
I suppose the sportsmen are part of the well fed bunch while the rest of the 23m people die of starvation since none of the footballers ever made any attempts to defect while being overseas. They're probably royalty in the North.
The world should anticipate that Kim Jong il, if he were to want to support his team in South Africa next year, would have to start making his journey there by land and sea 3 months in advance since he is afraid of flying after shooting down South Korean civilian planes who weren't even flying over the North.
He is afraid of karma. One thing he doesn't know is that karma strikes when you least expect it, just like the Christian's belief in Jesus' coming.
In this time and age, we've seem too many movies consisting solely on hijacking. I mean, we had Air Force 1, then we had Speed 2 (no Keanu bahahaa) and basically anything to do with hostage taking can easily be a hijacking on whatever vehicle they're on.
The plot is well thought out, but it's not intense enough to keep you on the edge of your seat, the way Angels and Demons did. For both shows, they were running on a ticking clock but somehow you would have felt it more on A&D even if Taking Pelham 123 had someone dying every minute instead of every hour.
So then you'll be figuring out if I enjoyed the movie at all and I did, because of the two leads who will make any movie work - John Travolta as the baddie and Denzel Washington as the goodie of course. It can never be the reverse.
A rare mini movie review for ya!
In other news, Aaron Carter posted his number on Twitter and it's real. Not that I tested it. I only want candy.
In more other news, Thailand's H1N1 cases has twenty-folded since it's first declaration of the virus. I couldn't laugh more, even though I'm due to go there like next month. Just fuck it really. I'd do better to go there nearer to school reopening so that I can be responsible and isolate myself for 7 days and 7 nights the same way my friend's boyfriend, the HERO of newpaper (shittiest tabloid everrrrrrrrr epic fail X 793486378648967896757644) did.
He will be most commonly known by us as the boyfriend who isolated himself.
And even if I were to be sent to CDC or whatever, I've been preparing my computer for it all. Sims 3, Football Manager, Fallout 3, PES. That'll be enough to occupy me and keep me from boredom till the next millennium.
No actually. I need football. Live football. Live Arsenal football. The U21 Euros in Sweden has proven to be ultra bad substitutes. I want Gibbs and Walcott to triumph but I hate Stuart Pearce.
What conflicting feelings I have.
So apparently my dear country Singapore is expected to move away from the process of contact tracing and quarantining people since it's stretching our resources, not because it's completely stupid. They're treating all this H1N1 shit like SARS when it isn't that bad. Take the cue from your greatest ally on mother earth - US doctors just tell their patients to wear a mask and get well soon.
And so not torture people to the point of insanity by keeping them in isolation. If only the movie Moon was to be released in Singapore. Everyone should love Sam Rockwell.
The flu is coming, whether we like it or not. An imposed hospital stay should not be $400 per day just for the flu with no decent television and internet, as TTSH claims.
That's about all the dirt the Singapore media wants since they have nothing else to report on, after rape, theft and assault, rape being the hot hot hot hot favourite where the victim is left scarred for life.
Arsenal.com has already given the lo-down on it so I don't think I need to analyse or over-analyse because it is what it is.
We play at St Andrews only in March 27 next year so hopefully dudu will be flying already and can go there and no one gets all emo about it while we continue hating Martin Taylor yes.
Lastly, no one is going to forget Newcastle United. I think their progress in the Championship will be highly scrutinised with no good reason. That's a lot of unnecessary pressure really. Anyhow, it's going to be a premier league clash in the championship when they face West Brom on the opening day.
I thought the all important update should be coming after 5 pm since the fixture list will be out.
Apparently though, for Arsenal, part of our first fixtures are out already and according to all the other shitty non-gooners it's pretty bad. Smart of them to start making themselves heard before they see their own.
But whatever, no matter how easy or how difficult, Arsenal always has a tendency to stumble anyway. Do fixtures really matter? The job still remains plain and simple - keep winning.
I'll see the rubbish we'll be getting later.
Anyway, why the earlier post is because Xabi Alonso and his Liverpool fucks are fucking leg-breakers. As if once isn't enough. Further reports have suggested that the tackle on Cesc and Carzorla weren't serious to keep them out of the Iraqi game, but srsly.
FUCK YOU ALONSO.
And they went and tried to end the careers of the two who had bad injuries last season. Carzorla missed the Arsenal-Villarreal game through a serious injury if you recall.
You can hardly safely assume that a shitty team like stinkinpool doesn't practice defending like 99% of the time because that is what they only do. Defend, defend, defend, the counter attack.
The counter attack part means pump long ball.
I bet that fucker Alonso wouldn't go in as hard into Gerrard or Torres but because it's Cesc, from Arsenal.
Not sure Cesc would still want him at Arsenal now. Except that they've made up yet again after Alonso simply apologised. If apologies worked then the world wouldn't be at war. North Korea could apologise for their nuclear test (no way in hell they would) and then still keep their reactors going and the world will be fuckin okay with it.
Then we have the other cunt in the form of Stuart Pearce, who dragged Theo to Sweden for the U21 Euros just to want to axe him now.
SERIOUSLY.
The press isn't the best outlet to air such rubbish about non-performing players. Theo is the last player you should speak of like this because he's one of the few players of the world who plays football with his heart and without a doubt, gives fucking everything, especially for his lousy country with some numb shit as manager who doesn't appreciate it.
GTFO STUART PEARCE.
Even Capello knows he has to give Theo time and is keeping faith in him to allow him to grow and develop as the first choice right winger for England. So screw you Pearce shit, Theo can take a break on the bench instead while England crumbles to Spain and you wouldn't have Theo to blame, neither will you have to depend on him because you simply don't deserve to have Walcott at your disposal you stinkin son of a bitch.
In happier, happier news, our lady-hater Arshavin is coming out in strong support for the female Russian team. Not sure they'll appreciate it wholly after his declaration that women should be banned from driving but apparently not football. Hiddink is the other extra who's jumped on the bandwagon. I like him so much better when Chelsea isn't in the picture. Actually no, still can't hide my animosity.
I love you Arsha, and the ladies should too.
There are the extremely dumb ones who can't see beyond that comment. They choose to adore the likes of Ronaldo who is a golden brown STD carrier with only a capacity for one-night-stands without knowledge of how women should be treated with respect, with the exception of Paris Hilton.
Would you prefer some guy who thinks girls shouldn't be behind the wheel because he's had a bad experience i.e. an accident which almost ended his life but he is still all capable of starting his own family with a female being
Can't say I feel anything about it. According to him, a lack of first team chances are hampering his development as a player.
That probably has some truth in it, since his appearances last term was more as a substitute than as a starter. In front of him though, are Sagna and Theo on the right hand side of the pitch, although Theo did have quite a bit of time off from injuries.
A replaceable player to say the least, only that he is supposedly everyone's bff in the team. Who'll replace him as Arsenal's clown then?
Theo was in action last night for England and I fell asleep as soon as the first half ended. Credit to them for their win despite being reduced to 10 men thanks to some Chelsea academy failure. Gibbs did well again (at least for the half I was watching) and Clichy's not going anywhere so that left side of defence will continue.
Anyway, apparently my great friend took a picture of me while I was holding some princess dress at the toys section and posted it on Facebook and is advertising for all our mutual friends to go see. And then they'll comment. Boooo. I just took it off since it was falling off the rack and that transpired into being my future wedding dress or whatever.
Who's getting married?!
And she just posted it to her profile and made it public. I am deads.
So the LA Lakers ended NBA season instead of allowing the Orlando Magic to force a game 6. That essentially means that they've won the title.
Being football starved forces you to get up at 8 am (having only fallen asleep at around 6) to watch some form of sports to feed the ailing heart.
Except that it didn't complete work since I'm still football starved because it's BASKETBALL.
Fundamental problem of every month of June unless there's extra rubbish going on. I mean, it's 2010 next year and there's the world cup. Nothing out of the ordinary, once every 4 years.
What's hilarious is Singapore's thrown-away GOAL 2010 dream. Never was close. Never will be. You get the feeling that football in Singapore will always be a total fail. Even our greatest pride in Table Tennis still loses hands down to China, keeping in mind that they're from China too.
Anyway, Kobe Bryant is some kind of awesome. To be at the top, and then hit rock bottom and make it back to the top again, is no mean feat. Phil Jackson kinda reminds me of SAF but I'm missing the point where he isn't a cunt, or that I would never know since I don't follow. He did publish a book branding Kobe Bryant "uncoachable". Look where they are now.
We'll never see this with Ferg and Ronaldo will we.
Not that we want to.
Cesc doesn't want to. He thinks United will crumble without Ronaldo, who has opened a crab farm in America. He might fail his Madrid medical because he lost his P.
Cesc has been talking a little too much to the media really.
But he has his points.
Whatever it is, he will stay at Arsenal player. However much he loves the Barca players and Pep, he loves the Arsenal too. Growing up in one place doesn't mean you have to stay there forever and not fall in love with anything else.
Our airport has slipped to number 3. Normally I would care, but I just don't. Incheon International is number 1. Maybe that's why. It's hard not to fall in love with Korea because it's Korea. South Korea to be exact. You'll never find another as cultured society elsewhere, with probably closest rivals being Japan. The only things different with Japan are their masked kinkiness and their penis God.
42% of South Koreans do not have a religion.
How marvelous is that.
There is football tonight. Theo and Gibbsy will be in action for the U21s. I'm definitely watching. Gibbsy as a utility player? That's something I gotta watch. Stuart Pearce pushed him to cover in the centre of the park the last game and he was superb.
I need to be clear that I'm not for converting positions because it's crap and we've seen too many people playing out of position last season and that totally did not sit well with me. Besides, Gibbs was converted once already from being an offensive lefty.
That's enough.
In boardroom shit, apparently Use-my-knob has came up with an ingenious plan to buy unsold shares and give it to the fans. Even a 2-year old can see that it's a bloody ploy. In his world, by accepting any little bit of his kindness would just inherit obligations from some numb shit. He never gets it that we don't need his help.
If there's anything to learn from what RM has done this transfer window, English clubs need to see for themselves that a billionaire's backing is unnecessary. You don't need someone to tell your manager that hey, I dug into my pocket and here, you have 10m to spend. Use it wisely. If you want more, you'll have to sell before you buy.
When Fans own the team, they can buy anyone. It benefits the stupid shit Ronaldo and his spread of herpes in Spain but at least he is out of England.
Having too many nights out can really take a toll.
I officially do not sleep at night. I fall asleep at daybreak. Too much booze is really bad. Booze 4 times a week is the worst.
Next week, I'm going to hyper detox my liver, however that's achieved.
Anyway, I made a friend during my trip to Korea and last night I ran into her and it's kinda amazing that it's the first time I see her in Singapore when we're both residents of this fine city. I couldn't find any other analogy for Singapore.
K box does not have Nobody by the Wondergirls so that sucks a lot. Lol. My friends know the dance by heart, even for So Hot. It's funny. In Korean karaoke which is better known as noraebang, they have tambourines and shakers for the non singers to dance to. Basically, everyone's on their feet enjoying themselves rather than the Singaporean way of sitting down and singing. Much more energy in it.
It seems that Philippe Senderos will be returning to Arsenal since Milan, with all their Spanish money, isn't going to sign him up for the pre-agreed 6m. I'm not sure if he'll be off somewhere, but I kinda imagined how it would have been like if he was with us through this season with all out defensive issues and all. Senderos was quite the able partner of Kolo and they did well together. I never really knew why Djourou was preferred over Senderos because Phil always had the good head and he was injured less. Johan had his chances to prove his worth but had bad timings with his injuries. I suspect his knee injury came from sitting on the bench too much.
There's also the other theory that Milan prefer Gallas to Senderos. If reports are right, they would save 2m if they got Gallas instead, who arguable would have more to offer in the short term with all his experience.
Just when Wenger declared that his main priority this summer is to strengthen his defence, most of the players linked with a move to Arsenal happen to be defenders, for the bulk of it. And no one really know what is believable and I think everyone's with me when I say I want it over and done with so that the whole team can be more focused on the future together.
It's going to be another night out again tonight. I might just die from being too happening.
Just a day out and bam! The Football world has some big news.
It seems that Real Madrid's Perez isn't joking when he wants to re-create a Galacticos part 2. And it is quite obvious with his signing of Kaka and imminent signing of Ronaldo that he simply goes for the biggest names with no consideration of whether they can play together or if they are in the new manager's plans. With all these hoo-ha going on, I don't see anyone analysing if they can play together and if it'll work out.
Not that I really care.
What's more interesting is that Ronaldo is in LA and possible doing Paris Hilton. That is way better news.
They're probably transmitting all the STDs in the world possible. It is rather fitting if you thought about it. The serial womaniser and the serial whore. The only difference is that the womaniser doesn't possess a video camera.
On the Arsenal side of things, nothing much has changed. No new signings announced yet and all the speculation. I'm distancing myself from that a little bit because I think I'll only celebrate when it's official.
The sheikhs of Citeh should see why they shouldn't have bought Citeh. If they parted with a little bit more of the many millions they possess, they could have bought a club with history and reputation where attracting the world's top players wouldn't be such a problem. I don't get why they were obsessed with trying to create a top club from something so mediocre. It is as though they're planning to sell the rights to Hollywood to create a movie on their success story.
Which will not happen in a million trillion years. The ruling powers of football are set to continue whether anyone likes it or not, including Platini and Blatter. Real Madrid and Barcelona have fans who will keep their club going.
Someday, Citeh will have the 'for sale' sign just like Newcastle, except that the Tynside has more fans.
6 on the trot as I examine the world's craziest crazies
So. I had to watch the whole game last night. Not that I was watching as intently as I would an Arsenal game but ya, watching.
Somehow, Capello seems to like to make half time changes so I was hoping that Walcott would come off for Ashley Young so I have all the reason to turn off the TV but he replaced Gerrard, who simply cannot play on the flanks. Young did so much better and that should speak volumes.
I wanted to set fire to the commentator who was constantly dissing Walcott with his every touch of the ball or when he lost the ball. For the love of God, he's only 20 and is still developing. If you are unhappy about his selection, take it out with the manager. I'm sure Walcott will outsprint you by a million times. He is so passionate about his game and country (sadly) that he's going to take part in 2 tournaments and forgo whatever summer R&R, going against his club manager's wishes.
So up your hole, commentator whose name I can't really be bothered to find out, except that it wasn't Martin Tyler.
I think I was pretty much caught up reading up on Osama Bin Laden come the second half. To be honest, I thought he was in his 80s. Weird beard and saggy face makes for such an assumption but in fact, he is 52, after his declaration of his birthdate. What I was interested in is his ideals and what he wanted for the world and why the hell do they call doofuses like him extremists. Now I know why. He completely lost me when his beliefs consisted of civilian deaths being part of the master plan. This numbshit claims immorality on homosexuality when he married 4 women and fathered 25. He too claims immorality on fornication, which is consensual sex between unmarried individuals. If every man was entitled to 4 wives, perhaps whatever fornication bullshit would not take place. If Osama had to be contented with 1 woman he would be more American than he wants to. Americans can go to Vegas everytime they want to have sex then. Marriage as an institution consists of one man and one woman and not one man and four women. That is what is truly immoral you cunthole.
I got onto the dead or alive chase (albeit a very short while) because of recent N. Korea rubbish. No one knows if dear freakin leader Kim Jong il is dead or alive.
Some things we'll never know. Anyway, that wonky dictator's wiki states that he is a proficient user of the internet and srsly, when the rest of his country isn't. I suppose he watches foreign television as well and probably subscribed to Setanta or not, since they're crashing out. Skysports then. If he ever supported an English team, it would definitely be Manchester United don't you think?
SAF is football's only dictator and we're all crying tears of sheer joy he didn't take the Arsenal job. He may have delivered more trophies to Arsenal than Arsene Wenger would have, but the fundamentals of the club, whatever makes Arsenal, Arsenal, and why I love the Arsenal, will all cease to exist.
Lastly, Capello is one hell of a manager.
Capello: I want an early goal
Capello gets it within 4 minutes.
How often does that happen? Save for the opponents having to be Andorra.
Football tonight in the midst of money changing hands
I'm exploring twitter. I think it's funny, especially when within hours of opening an account, I've got followers even though I haven't posted anything.
Why would random people want to follow someone they have no idea who they are?
Besides, I think it's pretty lame to post things like "I am going to eat at Tampines Macs at 6p.m. later". Or "I am going to play Sims 3 right freakin now."
Truthfully, it more to replicate my friend and follow Ellen and perhaps a few others. Definitely not to be followed.
My life is how boringly boring so it makes no sense to keep track of what I do everyday unless you're a serial stalker who has nothing else better to do than to stalk people. AH HAH! YOU'RE AT MACS! or something like that.
To set the records straight, I am not eating macs at 6p.m.. lol.
As usual, I did my bit of following on BBC Footie and then the headline news at the moment is Singapore group plans Magpies bid which made me lol quite badly after I read the article.
I've only ever heard of the Profitable Group when they flash the commercials during half time of games and frankly, I never knew they were Singapore affiliated. And I wouldn't have guessed that they'd have £100m in reserves to splash on buying a football club.
I would say finally, maybe Singapore will have her chance of being in the football playing arena, but the deal isn't confirmed and I wouldn't consider Profitable Group Singaporean. I don't understand why Singapore anyway. We're a society who are quite cautious of investments and things to do with ang mohs since our concept of them is that they're frivolous in their spending. Look at Real Madrid. After Kaka, they're still going after Ronaldo. Maybe Ronaldo will leave as well so that ManUre can cut their football debt as well bahahaha. Then I realised Chelsea doesn't really have anyone who is worth £50m. If they needed to sell players to service a debt they'll have to sell a few players.
I'd say we have Cesc Fabregas who could garner such a price tag but he's definitely not for sale. He had a minor head injury in his Spain match but it all should be fine. I suppose the change in hairstyle might have caused it.
There'll be a bit of football tonight and hopefully some Walcott action. Capello has expressed his faith in Theo and is excited to see the player he develops into. I still don't like him playing with the cunty national team but that's life. He's English. He'd better start or I'll have to watch the whole game with him on the bench waiting to come on and settle for booing Cuntley Cunt's every touch of the ball. If he does start though, I'll be turning off the TV (or changing the channel) when he gets subbed off.
Perhaps Kaka to RM has paved the way for Adebayor to Milan
My day is simple these days with nothing much that has to be done. The moment I awaken from my slumber my finger reaches for the power on button of my computer.
Before long when my eyes are fully open, I go to the BBC Football homepage, probably the only site which can at least be trusted 80% of the time, as compared to other sites who post rubbish just to get their hit rates up.
Then I see that Real Madrid has completed the transfer of Ricardo Kaka.
That certainly is big news, which, in some way, has significance for Arsenal.
First things first, Kaka's transfer came on the back of Milan needing money in the current recession. Well if he really wanted to supply them with truckloads of cold hard cash, why move to Madrid (who also is heavily in debt) when Man Citeh offered almost double the quid? And they most certainly do not owe the banks any money. But we all know why.
It's Man City. Only losers like Gareth Barry will make that switch.
With this transfer, it's quite safe to say that Kaka will never play in the Premier League, as with Zidane and Figo and the other Fifa world player award winners. I don't know how to explain that but perhaps the rigour of the English game might expose their frailties and they do not want to play against teams who practice defending only week in week out.
So how it is related to Arsenal is how much of that 56m will be redirected to our bank account. If Milan is having money troubles, I don't think they'll pay beyond 20m for Adebayor. Part of that though, could be used to permanently sign Senderos. If I recall correctly, the option to buy stands at 6m. Other than that I don't see much else in relation to the Gunners.
It's the close season and I don't watch Adebayor play, week-in, week-out. It is easy to forget whatever dislike I have for him because it does fade when you don't have to face his lacklustre performances with no commitment. As a player he is a good one, but his attitude is just complete and utter rubbish. Unless that changes, I can be no fan of his. I'm not sure if we'll get the chance to see that though. If Milan does come for him with a suitable bid then I second he be sold and be in red and black next season instead of red and white and lazy.
And yet, nothing might happen. We'll just wait and see. We all know Adebayor to Milan is going to crop up a million times starting from today so brace yourselves, not that we care if we don't get to keep him. We're more interested in how much we'll rake in.
Toodles. Time to get ready for steamboat buffet later. One more reason to step out of the house and go for a midnight jog.
Reports linking Arsenal with Thomas Vermaelen are increasing and it's only like the 8th of June.
Happy Birthday to the 8th of June baby who stuck around for me when some other person left me for dead. Ahahaha.
Anyway, I've never watched Vermaelen play at all and I'm just leaving it all up to fate. By now, there'll be a jump in the number of videos of him on youtube for the fans to check him out but I don't get what you can conclude from vids of a central defender. Headers won? Tacking? Technique?
Unlike players like Nasri and Arsha, you get to watch their goals in excitement.
Nothing's concrete though, and that's ever the case. Probably the part which sucks the most.
If it does go through though, it doesn't leave much room for Senderos to return. Wenger never mentioned that he'll be like a new signing.
Other news involve Kolo. I think it's quite rubbish though. With one central defender incoming, why the hell would our best in that position be outgoing when the place we need strenghtening is right there?
Manchester City are a bunch of wishful thinkers.
There is not football, I am dying. I have Sims 3. My sim family has birthed 9 sims and 8 are boys. I'm pretty sick of that. They say it's the fault of the male but who do you blame?
There is a reason why Arsenal fans do not watch England or support the English national team.
Walcott started in Almaty against the Kazakhs on the right side of midfield. I don't really follow, but he is first choice for England?
So why does Stuart Pearce still have rights over him?
He needs to age up another year faster.
Then at half time, Wright-Phillips was subbed on for Walcott. Cue the turning off of the TV.
I actually waited through half time. Mooo. No one needs to watch cunts play. I don't think I'm the only one who cringes at the thought of Walcott playing with the likes of Cuntley Cunt, Lampard, Gerrard, Terry, Rooney.
In a 360 degree change, I watched basketball, Lakers vs Magic.
The I figured why it's quite different. In basketball, players look for the foul. They want the whistle. They want a break in play. And their timeouts are timed to throw the opponent off their momentum.
It is as though I have cable subscription to for about 10 months in a year only. So. Why the hell do they charge us this much for it?
I think all of us will be a lot unhappier next season when European games are no longer brought to us by Starhub. Fuck Singtel really.
I want to watch Sweden vs Denmark since there's Nicky and then there's Ibrahimovic who totally decided to criticise Arsenal for our youth policy and incurred only Bendy's wrath.
I think a war of words in football is quite pointless because what happens on the pitch is all that matters.
Hence I want to watch Sweden vs Denmark but I'm having trouble finding out if it's even being shown on TV since the Starhub website doesn't stop short of sucking.
Mah.
With respect to Ibrahimovic, I think he should play with himself in one corner instead of trying to screw around with premier league boys. For starters, I can't really name any great people who moved from the Serie A to the English game and did ever so well to be a star for both. Italian teams haven't been faring well against Englist teams in the Champion's League either.
I only can think of Thierry Henry who made the move and became the star he is now. Titi who, on all accounts, was a fish out of water at Juventus. He wasn't a big star there.
If you look at Coloccini, he was a big hit back in Italy. He came to England and see what happened to Newcastle.
Championship football.
And the way Ibrahimovic played against Man Utd was embarrassing for a player with his reputation.
So as far as I'm concerned, if it isn't another Thierry Henry, there is completely no need to dig into Italian teams to find a defender especially.
That includes Zapata.
He could be another Coloccini.
We most certainly do not want Championship football. He can go to Sp*rs instead.
The Serie A is really in serious need of a revamp as they are going to carry out next season. They're not competitive enough and just bullshit for the most part. No one thinks about Italy nowadays. It's all about Spain and England fighting it out.
Screw yourself Ibrahimovic. You know nothing about Arsenal, Italian Swedish scum.
Regardless of Race, dumb people, are just dumb people
There isn't much in football news, besides Kaka, Kaka, and more Kaka.
He could potentially be the world's most expensive player. Not sure he's one to enjoy all the speculation though. I only remember him rejecting a certain Man City which Psychobarry has migrated to.
He knew he could go stale since he's a bloody fruit.
If Kaka moved to real Madrid then it wouldn't be such a surprise, given that Florentino Perez is back in power. Just don't make any moves for Arsenal players. Except that you can have Adebayor. For 30m no less. kthnxbai.
On the not so football side of things, and rather hilarious, is our not-very-far-away neighbours Malaysia. Goodness gracious. They have a litter problem. And they're utilising the most primitive of methods, if not totally what-the-shit, to prevent it.
They'll be planting whistle blowers in public. So the minute you throw that tissue anyone other than a proper bin, you'll hear the sweet melody of a whistle.
Srsly. And they're planning to train people to have the sufficient reaction speed for it to be effective.
Did they run out of ideas? Why doesn't anyone expose the brains behind the 'operation'?
Just take the cue from Singapore and fine people. You'll just be called a really fine city and not completely dumb. Besides, there's corrective work order, which is quite a good platform for shaming people instead of blowing whistles. Put them in a neon orange vest and that'll be a lesson to remember.
I really don't get litter bugs anyway. The ManUre brother is one. He eats his kit kat chunky and conveniently throws the wrapper out the window. Surely it is for convenience, but why should someone else be tasked with clearing your rubbish?
Actually, it's no surprise at all that his character is a mess. Should have figured that out earlier.
And then we have Edison Chen, who is still very much not out of the spotlight after his incriminating photos were circulated on the net. It's always like that with men isn't it. They can openly talk about it while the women suffer. Such is society. The latest is that the whole photoshoot was consensual. Hah. Like we didn't already figure that out.
And now for something utterly Singaporean:
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was the footnote of the article. There is no such thing as freedom of speech. or Singaporeans tend to be super duper lame and immature when posting comments on such issues. That is nothing to be proud of.
It's like adding fuel to the fire when people go on forums to defame H1N1 victims. If it were down to a choice, whether to get sick or not, obviously they don't want to. Some people are just born with weaker immunities and it is not their fault for going ahead as planned on a freakin study trip. Even if it was a holiday I see nothing wrong. If they needed to condemn something, that would be globalisation.
And I was starting to figure out that these losers can only manage to sit by their computers having these inappropriate discussions about others because 1) they have nothing better to do 2) they are busy bodies 3) they're poor bastards with no travel privileges
i.e. never took a plane before, never left Singapore, maybe only to as far as Malaysia and definitely not the States.
This is probably why there is a need to limit so-called freedom of speech since the typical Singaporean brain cannot muster anything which is constructive. It is so easy to just point fingers.
This is also why I don't read Singaporean forums. They're rubbish. People just posting one-liners in order to get their posting rate up for a mere title when they write utter bollocks. Besides, the standard of English there is nothing short of diabolical. You wouldn't be able to pinpoint grammatical errors even because the whole statement is just so wrong it's better to paraphrase. Singlish is a language only Singaporeans understand but it sounds really bad to the rest of the world when it comes out. And here's another fundamental problem with intellectually challenged Singaporeans - they have trouble switching between informal and formal language use. They can't read the situation and act accordingly.
It is no surprise bloody ang mohs out there totally look down on Asians.
Not that caucasians have the divine right to do so.
I was playing Texas Hold'em Poker on FB the other day and profile pictures are displayed in game when you're at a table with complete strangers. There isn't a server for Singapore so you'll have to join some place in America. And then this sex maniac made it so clear that he hates Asian girls because they're bad in bed. Apparently, they don't give head well and fall into the category of dead fish. Clearly, haven't met the divine few.
So, all these ang mohs think about is sex. They should be playing strip poker instead. I put my cutest photo up there and got insulted because of my skin colour.
I have since changed my profile pic to the one with my crazy friend on my birthday. Heh. Now I won't know who they're insulting. Funnily though, I have a spike in poker buddy requests.
Strip poker via webcam? How creative. FB does not permit. ahaha.
HMM. He does have the looks and the air so good luck at that. I've always thought he has a funny voice. Oh my German.
Latest with psycho Barry (sounds like a fruit) is that he was afraid he'll go stale at Villa and Mark Hughes' magic words screwed all other options i.e. Arsenal and Liverpool. Hah. If Citeh is left battling relegation again once the season starts I would have a good time laughing. In my opinion, if they wanted world domination, Mark Hughes is definitely not the man for the job. His away form is so fantastic it'll blow your brains out.
They are once again dominating transfer news and already have a fruit platter.
Arsenal, meanwhile, is looking back on the season. It's so tiring to wait on transfer news. With every season it gets less and less exciting and more excruciating.
And I'll be going to Bangkok at the end of the month since SQ decided to offer cut priced tickets and my family is keen on grabbing them. It's always Bangkok. Offer such deals to Korea and I'll take my entire family there on the greatest holiday everrrr, assuming North Korea doesn't ruin the party. They apparently have missiles aimed at the USA, ready to be launched. Somehow, I'm interested to see if whatever they claim are true and not total bollocks to lead the world on but yet, I fear the devastating effects if it were true.
If they manage to fall short anyway they can always go back and make it more powerful because they have the capacity to do that. It is just like a testing mission more than anything which benefits no one.
In the land where girls are not allowed to wear jeans or pants but only long skirts to the ankles.
In the land where the people are starving while the big boys are partying with their nuclear toys.
In the land where everyone's Korean but they still are hell bent on killing their own people because of different ideals.
Mao. Bangkok instead. I can count how many trannies I meet. Heh.
Why this is quite significant is because Liverpool see him as a direct replacement for Xabi Alonso if he does leave. It was the case last season when he decided to stay and help villa fight for a Champion's League spot but Arsha spoilt the party. (ehehehe)
The destination being City is baffling to say the least. If Barry does go there eventually he's the dumbest shithead in history. To City, it'll be to aid yet another club chasing the holy grail of football and even with whatever signings the Saudis can come up with, it'll be all too easy to write them off even before they do anything.
Barry to Arsenal was also something which was on the cards too but never materialised.
It's only early June.
How many times do you check Arsenal.com everyday? The only reliable source of information there is. And then we see season reviews and what nots.
There is no need to replay the heartbreak so soon. Mah.
I suppose it wouldn't be greatly harmful to post my 29 May photos.
It's my birthday cookie!
Making a wish.
Blowing it out.
And I cut it up. And then closed the box while taking more photos.
And then I opened the box.
TO find my heart in a million pieces. ahaha.
And this person laughed the most.
While taunting me about other stuff. And I put icing on her nose. She became Rudolf. She'll definitely be returning the favour come November.
Staking my claim on more people.
Waiting outside kbox for my mini concert, totally butting into the photo.
And another from a week ago with colour accent. I am in the photo because I was wearing black, not because they wanted me there.
So you see my long hair. I spend so much $ cutting my hair it's alarming. So yeah, sort of considering the hair for hope thinggy. No one gave a deadline so I don't know how long more I've got to think about it. My hair grows pretty fast so I'll have a full crown in 2 months.
In footie news, there isn't much, besides once again, Cesc handing a request for Xabi Alonso to be at Arsenal.
I don't know how many times I've stated that stinkinpool is a stinkin long ball team. Everyone thinks that Gerrard is at the centre of it. No one really knows that Alonso is the true key player for pool. He is the chief of long balls, and pretty accurate ones at that. Liverpool should at least know this and would make it highly unlikely for him to leave, especially to Arsenal. This my friend, is selling someone to a rival team which will definitely strengthen them and make them almost 1000 times better.
What wasn't, was Silvestre. No need to bring up why Fergie released him to come join Arsenal.
Alonso will cost a lot since he probably doesn't mind staying at pool and there is a demand for him.
Some people should be left wondering why we always finish above Sp*rs in whatever tables involving the two teams. Even for the public behaviour fairplay league, we're 11th and Sp*rs still can't manage to be in the top half of the table. We should have been anyway, since we're tied with boro who's at 10th.
I realised Sp*rs lost to Liverpool on the final day of the season and lost out on a Europa League spot. We can laugh all we want now but undoubtedly, they'll have just the domestic competitions to concentrate on so they won't get relegated next season. For the past few seasons I don't suppose their uefa cup commitments could have contributed to their poor domestic performances. It's not the Champion's League (chuckles) but it still does give a false sense of well being of participating in some sort of European competition. Maybe we'll be able to see what Old Harry is up to.
At the end of the day though, Sp*rs will always be Sp*rs. Many happy returns?
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