There isn't much in football news, besides Kaka, Kaka, and more Kaka.
He could potentially be the world's most expensive player. Not sure he's one to enjoy all the speculation though. I only remember him rejecting a certain Man City which Psychobarry has migrated to.
He knew he could go stale since he's a bloody fruit.
If Kaka moved to real Madrid then it wouldn't be such a surprise, given that Florentino Perez is back in power. Just don't make any moves for Arsenal players. Except that you can have Adebayor. For 30m no less. kthnxbai.
On the not so football side of things, and rather hilarious, is our not-very-far-away neighbours Malaysia. Goodness gracious. They have a litter problem. And they're utilising the most primitive of methods, if not totally what-the-shit, to prevent it.
They'll be planting whistle blowers in public. So the minute you throw that tissue anyone other than a proper bin, you'll hear the sweet melody of a whistle.
Srsly. And they're planning to train people to have the sufficient reaction speed for it to be effective.
Did they run out of ideas? Why doesn't anyone expose the brains behind the 'operation'?
Just take the cue from Singapore and fine people. You'll just be called a really fine city and not completely dumb. Besides, there's corrective work order, which is quite a good platform for shaming people instead of blowing whistles. Put them in a neon orange vest and that'll be a lesson to remember.
I really don't get litter bugs anyway. The ManUre brother is one. He eats his kit kat chunky and conveniently throws the wrapper out the window. Surely it is for convenience, but why should someone else be tasked with clearing your rubbish?
Actually, it's no surprise at all that his character is a mess. Should have figured that out earlier.
And then we have Edison Chen, who is still very much not out of the spotlight after his incriminating photos were circulated on the net. It's always like that with men isn't it. They can openly talk about it while the women suffer. Such is society. The latest is that the whole photoshoot was consensual. Hah. Like we didn't already figure that out.
And now for something utterly Singaporean:
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was the footnote of the article. There is no such thing as freedom of speech. or Singaporeans tend to be super duper lame and immature when posting comments on such issues. That is nothing to be proud of.
It's like adding fuel to the fire when people go on forums to defame H1N1 victims. If it were down to a choice, whether to get sick or not, obviously they don't want to. Some people are just born with weaker immunities and it is not their fault for going ahead as planned on a freakin study trip. Even if it was a holiday I see nothing wrong. If they needed to condemn something, that would be globalisation.
And I was starting to figure out that these losers can only manage to sit by their computers having these inappropriate discussions about others because
1) they have nothing better to do
2) they are busy bodies
3) they're poor bastards with no travel privileges
i.e. never took a plane before, never left Singapore, maybe only to as far as Malaysia and definitely not the States.
This is probably why there is a need to limit so-called freedom of speech since the typical Singaporean brain cannot muster anything which is constructive. It is so easy to just point fingers.
This is also why I don't read Singaporean forums. They're rubbish. People just posting one-liners in order to get their posting rate up for a mere title when they write utter bollocks. Besides, the standard of English there is nothing short of diabolical. You wouldn't be able to pinpoint grammatical errors even because the whole statement is just so wrong it's better to paraphrase. Singlish is a language only Singaporeans understand but it sounds really bad to the rest of the world when it comes out. And here's another fundamental problem with intellectually challenged Singaporeans - they have trouble switching between informal and formal language use. They can't read the situation and act accordingly.
It is no surprise bloody ang mohs out there totally look down on Asians.
Not that caucasians have the divine right to do so.
I was playing Texas Hold'em Poker on FB the other day and profile pictures are displayed in game when you're at a table with complete strangers. There isn't a server for Singapore so you'll have to join some place in America. And then this sex maniac made it so clear that he hates Asian girls because they're bad in bed. Apparently, they don't give head well and fall into the category of dead fish. Clearly, haven't met the divine few.
So, all these ang mohs think about is sex. They should be playing strip poker instead. I put my cutest photo up there and got insulted because of my skin colour.
I have since changed my profile pic to the one with my crazy friend on my birthday. Heh. Now I won't know who they're insulting. Funnily though, I have a spike in poker buddy requests.
Strip poker via webcam? How creative. FB does not permit. ahaha.Labels: Emmanuel Adebayor, Gareth Barry, one of my many theories, the brother the cunt, transfer window hoo-ha
A Little Drunken Madness @ 1:57 PM
I have crazy bad sleep patterns. This comes from having a total lack of things to do or just basically, enjoying not sleeping.
I woke up at 4pm today. It's getting later and later. I sleep at like 10 in the morning. It's diabolical to say the least.
This way, I'll definitely sleep half my birthday tomorrow~~~
I'm turning 22, Arsha's turning 28.
In other news, the Singapore media really sucks, especially our sad and sorry excuse for a tabloid. They just won't leave my friend alone, her being the first H1N1 case. What sick people need is complete and undisturbed rest and it's something these gossip mongers do not understand. They even named her. What the shit.
No one understands that some of us like to live our lives under the banner of avoidance.
Maybe she should grant them a up close and personal interview at hotel TTSH CDC 2. Phone interviews not accepted. Come feel the virus. Bastards.
In other other news, the warring siblings is set to continue. But whatever. He wants to bask in the great joy of beating Arsenal 3-1 at the Emirates then go ahead. Not like we never won at Old Trafford before. We kinda won the league there. It is so completely not the same as winning the semi final leg 2 at our home ground.
I am thankful for the boys of old.
Realistically, cuckoo United aside, we saw last night what the finished product of a football-playing team is like. And while Arsenal can boast to play the same type of football, it's just not the same thing. We do not have the players to finish off the game and to take each and every chance. Off the ball Barca are fantastic. Perhaps you could count the seconds they take to get the ball back once they've lost it. And they are amazing keepers of the ball and look at Arsenal, who give the ball away in the areas which makes us concede.
If the boss doesn't reinforce this summer beyond the 2 15-year olds he's adding, we're probably going to be screwed against next season. The good thing about Arsenal is youthful exuberance and it makes us all feel young watching them. This feeling though, is transforming to frustration and we need to start winning things.
Granted, the reasons why I support the Arsenal is because of everything else. Surely history is rich and much to be desired. It's about the present now. We emphasise player development and instil the Arsenal values from a young age. It is more of a footballing education. For this sort of system there is a need to excel and to graduate from it and winning things is the only way up. The fruits of the academy and the belief the boss has in his young guns has to translate into trophies.
I don't think the Arsenal fans can take this stick of not winning and fighting only for fourth any longer. We support our team with our heart and soul and we don't run and hide when things don't go well. We need to start winning and send those other dumbass fans to their graves or just shove it up their holes.
For us, the future is always brighter. For teams like United, Ferguson probably has found the right mix of young and old. Their old are getting older.
And it's funny how Sp*rs do not come into the mix of things at all. Ahahaha.Labels: A tag for cunts, Man Utd, the brother the cunt
A Little Drunken Madness @ 4:58 PM
Multiple posting about a single topic is kinda stupid but ahaha, it has to get airtime.
So my FB status reads:
Sarah Lau is lol-ing at all the ManUre fans who thought they'd won before the game was played.
and then the loser called the brother had his status in reply:
Abel Lau 2008-2009 Honours: Manchester United: EPL Champions, Carling Cup Winners. Arsenal: NIL. (since 05) Liverpool: NIL.
which is hugely entertaining.
I thank Arsene Wenger for pointing out that United only won 1 game against a top 4 team. That makes them ultra worthy champions. I wonder how that fuck face is going to reply to that.
Besides, he got it all wrong with my statement.
I was taking a swipe at the people who were counting their chickens before they hatch. So apparently he feels he's one of them. It's a dumb move really, since football is ever so unpredictable and you never really know who will win.
Of course, the Man Utd fans have now disappeared from the face of the earth. Or they'll be like the dumbass brother of mine who'll just be in denial and say oh, at least we won the league and the Carling Cup. Ahaha. Were United worthy champions? Benitez wouldn't acknowledge that. 15 of their total wins were 1-0s. Entertaining to watch? Not at all. The brother hates teams who play long balls. I don't suppose he'll appreciate those who play the ball on the ground? There's only one Arsenal who does that in the English league, yet he supports Man Utd. Hah. Tell me Man Utd do not pump long balls from defence to attack. They're always doing it to Rooney on the left. Why Rooney is playing on the left is also beyond me.
That's the business of United.
After all the drama, I've just come to realise that the fundamentals of winning a damned football game is to just play your best players in their best positions full stop. Then let the other influencing factors do their jobs. Things like players' attitudes and commitment and tactics. Just play the boys in the right positions please.
The ManUre brother and I might share common ground when hating Liverpool but make no mistake - I dislike all teams but Arsenal. And probably Valencia, the team which I am convinced, hire on looks.
Hurhur.
Do I need to go on about how dumb he is in his personal life? Just a little further. He thinks Chinese girls are ugly, you know, in Singapore, where the Chinese is kinda the majority. Apparently his girlfriend is half Japanese. She's been to my place quite a few times and I still don't remember how she looks like. No impact visually, and if no one told me about the half Jap part, I wouldn't be able to tell. Not that I can, armed with the knowledge of it and all. But good luck anyway, at dating especially. Bahaha.
Being with someone is so much more than nationality and DNA. It's about the connection.
Thank you Barca for silencing ManUre fans, or rather, perform the vanishing act. Heh. Byebye?Labels: Man Utd, one of my many theories, the brother the cunt
A Little Drunken Madness @ 7:14 AM
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