My day is simple these days with nothing much that has to be done. The moment I awaken from my slumber my finger reaches for the power on button of my computer.
Before long when my eyes are fully open, I go to the BBC Football homepage, probably the only site which can at least be trusted 80% of the time, as compared to other sites who post rubbish just to get their hit rates up.
Then I see that Real Madrid has completed the transfer of Ricardo Kaka.
That certainly is big news, which, in some way, has significance for Arsenal.
First things first, Kaka's transfer came on the back of Milan needing money in the current recession. Well if he really wanted to supply them with truckloads of cold hard cash, why move to Madrid (who also is heavily in debt) when Man Citeh offered almost double the quid? And they most certainly do not owe the banks any money. But we all know why.
It's Man City. Only losers like Gareth Barry will make that switch.
With this transfer, it's quite safe to say that Kaka will never play in the Premier League, as with Zidane and Figo and the other Fifa world player award winners. I don't know how to explain that but perhaps the rigour of the English game might expose their frailties and they do not want to play against teams who practice defending only week in week out.
So how it is related to Arsenal is how much of that 56m will be redirected to our bank account. If Milan is having money troubles, I don't think they'll pay beyond 20m for Adebayor. Part of that though, could be used to permanently sign Senderos. If I recall correctly, the option to buy stands at 6m. Other than that I don't see much else in relation to the Gunners.
It's the close season and I don't watch Adebayor play, week-in, week-out. It is easy to forget whatever dislike I have for him because it does fade when you don't have to face his lacklustre performances with no commitment. As a player he is a good one, but his attitude is just complete and utter rubbish. Unless that changes, I can be no fan of his. I'm not sure if we'll get the chance to see that though. If Milan does come for him with a suitable bid then I second he be sold and be in red and black next season instead of red and white and lazy.
And yet, nothing might happen. We'll just wait and see. We all know Adebayor to Milan is going to crop up a million times starting from today so brace yourselves, not that we care if we don't get to keep him. We're more interested in how much we'll rake in.
Toodles. Time to get ready for steamboat buffet later. One more reason to step out of the house and go for a midnight jog.Labels: Emmanuel Adebayor, Gareth Barry, Man City, transfer window hoo-ha
A Little Drunken Madness @ 2:09 PM
There isn't much in football news, besides Kaka, Kaka, and more Kaka.
He could potentially be the world's most expensive player. Not sure he's one to enjoy all the speculation though. I only remember him rejecting a certain Man City which Psychobarry has migrated to.
He knew he could go stale since he's a bloody fruit.
If Kaka moved to real Madrid then it wouldn't be such a surprise, given that Florentino Perez is back in power. Just don't make any moves for Arsenal players. Except that you can have Adebayor. For 30m no less. kthnxbai.
On the not so football side of things, and rather hilarious, is our not-very-far-away neighbours Malaysia. Goodness gracious. They have a litter problem. And they're utilising the most primitive of methods, if not totally what-the-shit, to prevent it.
They'll be planting whistle blowers in public. So the minute you throw that tissue anyone other than a proper bin, you'll hear the sweet melody of a whistle.
Srsly. And they're planning to train people to have the sufficient reaction speed for it to be effective.
Did they run out of ideas? Why doesn't anyone expose the brains behind the 'operation'?
Just take the cue from Singapore and fine people. You'll just be called a really fine city and not completely dumb. Besides, there's corrective work order, which is quite a good platform for shaming people instead of blowing whistles. Put them in a neon orange vest and that'll be a lesson to remember.
I really don't get litter bugs anyway. The ManUre brother is one. He eats his kit kat chunky and conveniently throws the wrapper out the window. Surely it is for convenience, but why should someone else be tasked with clearing your rubbish?
Actually, it's no surprise at all that his character is a mess. Should have figured that out earlier.
And then we have Edison Chen, who is still very much not out of the spotlight after his incriminating photos were circulated on the net. It's always like that with men isn't it. They can openly talk about it while the women suffer. Such is society. The latest is that the whole photoshoot was consensual. Hah. Like we didn't already figure that out.
And now for something utterly Singaporean:
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was the footnote of the article. There is no such thing as freedom of speech. or Singaporeans tend to be super duper lame and immature when posting comments on such issues. That is nothing to be proud of.
It's like adding fuel to the fire when people go on forums to defame H1N1 victims. If it were down to a choice, whether to get sick or not, obviously they don't want to. Some people are just born with weaker immunities and it is not their fault for going ahead as planned on a freakin study trip. Even if it was a holiday I see nothing wrong. If they needed to condemn something, that would be globalisation.
And I was starting to figure out that these losers can only manage to sit by their computers having these inappropriate discussions about others because
1) they have nothing better to do
2) they are busy bodies
3) they're poor bastards with no travel privileges
i.e. never took a plane before, never left Singapore, maybe only to as far as Malaysia and definitely not the States.
This is probably why there is a need to limit so-called freedom of speech since the typical Singaporean brain cannot muster anything which is constructive. It is so easy to just point fingers.
This is also why I don't read Singaporean forums. They're rubbish. People just posting one-liners in order to get their posting rate up for a mere title when they write utter bollocks. Besides, the standard of English there is nothing short of diabolical. You wouldn't be able to pinpoint grammatical errors even because the whole statement is just so wrong it's better to paraphrase. Singlish is a language only Singaporeans understand but it sounds really bad to the rest of the world when it comes out. And here's another fundamental problem with intellectually challenged Singaporeans - they have trouble switching between informal and formal language use. They can't read the situation and act accordingly.
It is no surprise bloody ang mohs out there totally look down on Asians.
Not that caucasians have the divine right to do so.
I was playing Texas Hold'em Poker on FB the other day and profile pictures are displayed in game when you're at a table with complete strangers. There isn't a server for Singapore so you'll have to join some place in America. And then this sex maniac made it so clear that he hates Asian girls because they're bad in bed. Apparently, they don't give head well and fall into the category of dead fish. Clearly, haven't met the divine few.
So, all these ang mohs think about is sex. They should be playing strip poker instead. I put my cutest photo up there and got insulted because of my skin colour.
I have since changed my profile pic to the one with my crazy friend on my birthday. Heh. Now I won't know who they're insulting. Funnily though, I have a spike in poker buddy requests.
Strip poker via webcam? How creative. FB does not permit. ahaha.Labels: Emmanuel Adebayor, Gareth Barry, one of my many theories, the brother the cunt, transfer window hoo-ha
A Little Drunken Madness @ 1:57 PM
If there was a time to faint, it might be now, assuming you never fainted from this a long long long time ago.
This is just wrong. Horribly wrong. H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E.
Things don't get any weirder until you read that Jens Lehmann is acting in a movie.
HMM. He does have the looks and the air so good luck at that. I've always thought he has a funny voice. Oh my German.
Latest with psycho Barry (sounds like a fruit) is that he was afraid he'll go stale at Villa and Mark Hughes' magic words screwed all other options i.e. Arsenal and Liverpool. Hah. If Citeh is left battling relegation again once the season starts I would have a good time laughing. In my opinion, if they wanted world domination, Mark Hughes is definitely not the man for the job. His away form is so fantastic it'll blow your brains out.
They are once again dominating transfer news and already have a fruit platter.
Arsenal, meanwhile, is looking back on the season. It's so tiring to wait on transfer news. With every season it gets less and less exciting and more excruciating.
And I'll be going to Bangkok at the end of the month since SQ decided to offer cut priced tickets and my family is keen on grabbing them. It's always Bangkok. Offer such deals to Korea and I'll take my entire family there on the greatest holiday everrrr, assuming North Korea doesn't ruin the party. They apparently have missiles aimed at the USA, ready to be launched. Somehow, I'm interested to see if whatever they claim are true and not total bollocks to lead the world on but yet, I fear the devastating effects if it were true.
If they manage to fall short anyway they can always go back and make it more powerful because they have the capacity to do that. It is just like a testing mission more than anything which benefits no one.
In the land where girls are not allowed to wear jeans or pants but only long skirts to the ankles.
In the land where the people are starving while the big boys are partying with their nuclear toys.
In the land where everyone's Korean but they still are hell bent on killing their own people because of different ideals.
Mao. Bangkok instead. I can count how many trannies I meet. Heh.Labels: Gareth Barry, Jens Lehmann, Samir Nasri, transfer window hoo-ha
A Little Drunken Madness @ 9:34 PM
Apparently, Gareth Barry could be heading to Man City right this moment.
Why this is quite significant is because Liverpool see him as a direct replacement for Xabi Alonso if he does leave. It was the case last season when he decided to stay and help villa fight for a Champion's League spot but Arsha spoilt the party. (ehehehe)
The destination being City is baffling to say the least. If Barry does go there eventually he's the dumbest shithead in history. To City, it'll be to aid yet another club chasing the holy grail of football and even with whatever signings the Saudis can come up with, it'll be all too easy to write them off even before they do anything.
Barry to Arsenal was also something which was on the cards too but never materialised.
It's only early June.
How many times do you check Arsenal.com everyday? The only reliable source of information there is. And then we see season reviews and what nots.
There is no need to replay the heartbreak so soon. Mah.
And I have no idea what I want to do right now.Labels: Gareth Barry, Man City, transfer window hoo-ha
A Little Drunken Madness @ 11:58 PM
Bad things happen when I drink. And it's not just being drunk. Last night I made a discovery and it wasn't anything pleasant.
Poo.
That aside, I think my friends really had a field day with my camera while I was at it in a drunken state. I have since not been able to muster any required mental ability to transfer the photos and view them.
Like onoz, what happened.
Anyway. Transfer season is probably going to peak really soon, even before the window officially opens.
I don't suppose the best piece of news is that Gareth Barry would want Arsenal to be his destination when he leaves Villa. Last time I check he was on his way to Liverpool during the last transfer window. I somehow don't really see him as a partner for Cesc and I can't explain why. Maybe in terms of reputation Barry stands out more since he's English and it's the English league we're playing in. And the age gap. Cescy is a fetus.
Then so am I. 1987 ahaha.
It'll be good if Barry came over. I don't think I'll have any trouble liking him. He will add quality and experience to the team and the desire and hunger to win things. The only thing I am concerned about is that he kinda is a Villa faithful so why join the team who dashed your hopes to finish 4th?
So, the day is quite young at almost 4 am but there's a piece of news which utterly made my day already.
Apparently Boro is blocking any potential transfer of Steward Downing to Sp*rs since they unsettled him greatly during the season.
Bahahaha.
Downing will be allowed to leave but not for Sp*rs. We would like to think that it's because Sp*rs absolutely cannot offer him Champion's League football but the main reason should be that it's because it's Sp*rs we're talking about.
I think it's time to curb whatever remnants there are of the hangover etc etc etc.Labels: Gareth Barry, Sp*rs, transfer window hoo-ha
A Little Drunken Madness @ 3:49 AM
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