Just a day out and bam! The Football world has some big news.
It seems that Real Madrid's Perez isn't joking when he wants to re-create a Galacticos part 2. And it is quite obvious with his signing of Kaka and imminent signing of Ronaldo that he simply goes for the biggest names with no consideration of whether they can play together or if they are in the new manager's plans. With all these hoo-ha going on, I don't see anyone analysing if they can play together and if it'll work out.
Not that I really care.
What's more interesting is that Ronaldo is in LA and possible doing Paris Hilton. That is way better news.
They're probably transmitting all the STDs in the world possible. It is rather fitting if you thought about it. The serial womaniser and the serial whore. The only difference is that the womaniser doesn't possess a video camera.
On the Arsenal side of things, nothing much has changed. No new signings announced yet and all the speculation. I'm distancing myself from that a little bit because I think I'll only celebrate when it's official.
The sheikhs of Citeh should see why they shouldn't have bought Citeh. If they parted with a little bit more of the many millions they possess, they could have bought a club with history and reputation where attracting the world's top players wouldn't be such a problem. I don't get why they were obsessed with trying to create a top club from something so mediocre. It is as though they're planning to sell the rights to Hollywood to create a movie on their success story.
Which will not happen in a million trillion years. The ruling powers of football are set to continue whether anyone likes it or not, including Platini and Blatter. Real Madrid and Barcelona have fans who will keep their club going.
Someday, Citeh will have the 'for sale' sign just like Newcastle, except that the Tynside has more fans.Labels: A tag for nobodies, Man City, Real Madrid, transfer window hoo-ha
A Little Drunken Madness @ 5:01 AM
Nicky has came out to apologise for certain footage.
Well no one really cares.
At least the ladies don't. It's Emporio Armani, a step up from Calvin Kleins Ronaldo bought Welbeck who gets his undies at some place Ronaldo can't stand. I mean, between men, do you care so much about how your mate's package is stocked? I think it's weird.
Bendtner has sexy legs and we all enjoyed all the exposure. With a bod like that who really cares.
I'm at half time in the Chelsea barca game btw. I think the world might see a repeat of last year's final. Chelsea has the stuff to stop Barca who is without titi. But whatever, I don't really care who wins.
And me being evil totally enjoys Fletcher missing the finals. His lounge on Fab may have got the ball but it was hideous. So is he. And I don't see how important he is to Man U anyway. Easily replaceable in their books.
So then I read another piece of news which made me cringe. You'll figure that Bayou finally realised that Beyonce is married to Jay Z. No more Milan talk. Now he says:
Arsenal made me, I can’t go
So.
Took him that long to realise. And um, srsly, the fans do not want him. Faint.
Meanwhile, a Gooner hung himself over the semi-final result.
I don't see why that is necessary. When it comes to Arsenal, the future is what we look to. This season didn't end the way we wanted, but there's always next season. Arsenal is a huge part of a lot of our lives but I don't think I'll hang myself over a bad result. In fact, it is Arsenal who keep me alive.
Sympathies to the fellow's family.
And I wonder if someone dying like that would motivate the team to not drive fans to suicide. Hah.
[EDIT] the chelsea-barca game is over and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Why? Iniesta broke Chelsea hearts. Awww. Hahahaha. This is the game where the ref had a huge part to play in and several decisions were quite attrocious. But hahaha. Drogba confronted the ref after the final whistle and got a yellow. It was funny since it had no more effect on the game. The ref's face was damn funny. Drogs had the chances to finish the game off without the help of a penalty but he didn't so why is he blaming the ref for his own poor finishing?
Barca had 1 shot on target all game and Cech only had to make that one save and he didn't. Stupid carrot. Brutal as it is, it's funny for a hater of Chelsea.
London clubs total fail!
Barca have the ref to thank, and we thank him for not setting up yet another cunt vs cunt final where it's difficult to choose who to win. Now it's clear once more.Labels: A tag for nobodies, Barcelona, Chelsea, Emmanuel Adebayor, Nicklas Bendtner
A Little Drunken Madness @ 3:42 AM
Football rarely gets boring. Just when we all needed a nice breather to get our minds off that effing defeat, the daily mail rises to the occasion.
Or they just do tabloids for a living and I happen to pay a little more attention considering there isn't a need to be reading things like Evra saying the semi-final was 11 men vs 11 babies. People like that should keep their mouths shut. Were Arsenal being babies? There wasn't any moaning or groaning or wailing. They took it like men and lost like men. No hard feelings whatsoever. We'll just forgive him for his limited vocabulary. He's French and he insulted French England. Give him candy for being smart. besides, his swimmers only produce ugly babies, none with the cuteness of Arsenal. Could Evra ever parent Theo and co.? Not a chance. Must be adopted.
We'll start of with Nicky, who proved to be no baby at all. he apparently went to drown his sorrows and whatever after the game and met with bouncers who couldn't care less if he had his pants on. Oh yes you want to click that link because you get to see his Emporio Armani underpants. People think it's embarrassing but srsly, is it his fault he was too drunk to pull up his own pants? Not like he's naked or anything. If you want naked search Pato and you might find some webcam bits as he searches for attention online. Or Ronaldo and his ex-gf while they were still at it. Hanky panky-ing on the beach and after they broke up, she did her tits and showed them to the world.
What a fantastic break-up gift. Can't think of anything better.
Then there are two nobodies who want to be in the news. Jamie O'hara and Danielle Lloyd. O'hara's ex apparently punched Lloyd in the face but didn't so much as to knock her lights out. Lloyd intends to press charges. How silly. Srsly, who would want to fight over a lowly Sp*rs footballer? And nice break-up gift from the ex, cept that it wasn't for Jamie.
In Hong Kong, Miss HK and the runners up in between tend to go on and become great celebs in the media circle. Apparently in England it doesn't work that way. Miss England/Miss Great Britain will boast a playboy spread and go after footballers with no future. Did I mention she's from Liverpool? And then she goes after Sp*rs men. Must like birds, migrating to and fro, cept that her preference for men tends towards Sp*rs.
Adebayor's Beyonce then shows off her brand new state of the art heels which don't look too comfortable. Oh right, Beyonce belongs to Jay-z.
So then, Adebayor's best friend is sweating over his wife's comments about an affair with an 18-year old. That is pedophilia on all fronts.
Fine, not Bayou's bff because he's not at Milan.
I guess I need to show you the real bff.
If there were positives to that game, it would be this one.
And if I'm still here by the end of the week meaning Saturday, it means I survived 2 papers. Marxist/Weberian/Soci nonsense tomorrow and then Stats on Friday. It's going to be one hell of a ride. And then it'll be 3 to go. How can an exam span 2 weeks or more? It kills.Labels: A tag for nobodies, Emmanuel Adebayor, Kieran Gibbs, Nicklas Bendtner, Robin Van Persie
A Little Drunken Madness @ 8:35 PM
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