Life’s too short to stay sober

I thought the all important update should be coming after 5 pm since the fixture list will be out.

Apparently though, for Arsenal, part of our first fixtures are out already and according to all the other shitty non-gooners it's pretty bad. Smart of them to start making themselves heard before they see their own.

But whatever, no matter how easy or how difficult, Arsenal always has a tendency to stumble anyway. Do fixtures really matter? The job still remains plain and simple - keep winning.

I'll see the rubbish we'll be getting later.

Anyway, why the earlier post is because Xabi Alonso and his Liverpool fucks are fucking leg-breakers. As if once isn't enough. Further reports have suggested that the tackle on Cesc and Carzorla weren't serious to keep them out of the Iraqi game, but srsly.

FUCK YOU ALONSO.

And they went and tried to end the careers of the two who had bad injuries last season. Carzorla missed the Arsenal-Villarreal game through a serious injury if you recall.

You can hardly safely assume that a shitty team like stinkinpool doesn't practice defending like 99% of the time because that is what they only do. Defend, defend, defend, the counter attack.

The counter attack part means pump long ball.

I bet that fucker Alonso wouldn't go in as hard into Gerrard or Torres but because it's Cesc, from Arsenal.

Not sure Cesc would still want him at Arsenal now. Except that they've made up yet again after Alonso simply apologised. If apologies worked then the world wouldn't be at war. North Korea could apologise for their nuclear test (no way in hell they would) and then still keep their reactors going and the world will be fuckin okay with it.

Then we have the other cunt in the form of Stuart Pearce, who dragged Theo to Sweden for the U21 Euros just to want to axe him now.

SERIOUSLY.

The press isn't the best outlet to air such rubbish about non-performing players. Theo is the last player you should speak of like this because he's one of the few players of the world who plays football with his heart and without a doubt, gives fucking everything, especially for his lousy country with some numb shit as manager who doesn't appreciate it.

GTFO STUART PEARCE.

Even Capello knows he has to give Theo time and is keeping faith in him to allow him to grow and develop as the first choice right winger for England. So screw you Pearce shit, Theo can take a break on the bench instead while England crumbles to Spain and you wouldn't have Theo to blame, neither will you have to depend on him because you simply don't deserve to have Walcott at your disposal you stinkin son of a bitch.

In happier, happier news, our lady-hater Arshavin is coming out in strong support for the female Russian team. Not sure they'll appreciate it wholly after his declaration that women should be banned from driving but apparently not football. Hiddink is the other extra who's jumped on the bandwagon. I like him so much better when Chelsea isn't in the picture. Actually no, still can't hide my animosity.

I love you Arsha, and the ladies should too.

There are the extremely dumb ones who can't see beyond that comment. They choose to adore the likes of Ronaldo who is a golden brown STD carrier with only a capacity for one-night-stands without knowledge of how women should be treated with respect, with the exception of Paris Hilton.

Would you prefer some guy who thinks girls shouldn't be behind the wheel because he's had a bad experience i.e. an accident which almost ended his life but he is still all capable of starting his own family with a female being

or

some other guy who just fucks 'em and leaves 'em?

Women of the world always choose wrong.

Labels: A tag for cunts, Andrei Arshavin, Cesc Fabregas, Liverpool, Theo Walcott

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