Or they just do tabloids for a living and I happen to pay a little more attention considering there isn't a need to be reading things like Evra saying the semi-final was 11 men vs 11 babies. People like that should keep their mouths shut. Were Arsenal being babies? There wasn't any moaning or groaning or wailing. They took it like men and lost like men. No hard feelings whatsoever. We'll just forgive him for his limited vocabulary. He's French and he insulted French England. Give him candy for being smart. besides, his swimmers only produce ugly babies, none with the cuteness of Arsenal. Could Evra ever parent Theo and co.? Not a chance. Must be adopted.
We'll start of with Nicky, who proved to be no baby at all. he apparently went to drown his sorrows and whatever after the game and met with bouncers who couldn't care less if he had his pants on. Oh yes you want to click that link because you get to see his Emporio Armani underpants. People think it's embarrassing but srsly, is it his fault he was too drunk to pull up his own pants? Not like he's naked or anything. If you want naked search Pato and you might find some webcam bits as he searches for attention online. Or Ronaldo and his ex-gf while they were still at it. Hanky panky-ing on the beach and after they broke up, she did her tits and showed them to the world.
What a fantastic break-up gift. Can't think of anything better.
Then there are two nobodies who want to be in the news. Jamie O'hara and Danielle Lloyd. O'hara's ex apparently punched Lloyd in the face but didn't so much as to knock her lights out. Lloyd intends to press charges. How silly. Srsly, who would want to fight over a lowly Sp*rs footballer? And nice break-up gift from the ex, cept that it wasn't for Jamie.
In Hong Kong, Miss HK and the runners up in between tend to go on and become great celebs in the media circle. Apparently in England it doesn't work that way. Miss England/Miss Great Britain will boast a playboy spread and go after footballers with no future. Did I mention she's from Liverpool? And then she goes after Sp*rs men. Must like birds, migrating to and fro, cept that her preference for men tends towards Sp*rs.
Adebayor's Beyonce then shows off her brand new state of the art heels which don't look too comfortable. Oh right, Beyonce belongs to Jay-z.
So then, Adebayor's best friend is sweating over his wife's comments about an affair with an 18-year old. That is pedophilia on all fronts.
Fine, not Bayou's bff because he's not at Milan.
I guess I need to show you the real bff.
If there were positives to that game, it would be this one.
And if I'm still here by the end of the week meaning Saturday, it means I survived 2 papers. Marxist/Weberian/Soci nonsense tomorrow and then Stats on Friday. It's going to be one hell of a ride. And then it'll be 3 to go. How can an exam span 2 weeks or more? It kills.
Labels: A tag for nobodies, Emmanuel Adebayor, Kieran Gibbs, Nicklas Bendtner, Robin Van Persie
A Little Drunken Madness @ 8:35 PM
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