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Arsenal do not play tonight.

But they're ready! At least the captain is. I ♥ Cesc. I ♥♥ Cesc on facebook. It's really him so you should add. He has someone managing it for him.

I'm going to stop spamming my livejournal for at least the whole of today with just one post. I think I flooded my friends page yesterday with incessant ranting. Over there it's emo land with all my troubles and random shites.

I am tasked with preventing my friend who might turn 75 by just sitting at home doing nothing on weekends. So. You shall look at the men. The good men from around the world. Makes you realise that the Arsenal boys don't really do these things often and makes you wonder whyyyy they don't.

Cesc: I want to do a cesc-y pose

Boss: You can only expose as much as Freddy

Cesc: Can I do a Ramos instead?

Boss: Your boots might be too small

There is only one bright light in Real Madrid.

Maybe Cesc can try this:

I like his tattoo. Ibrahimovic is Swedish like Freddy. The brother has an obsession with Norwegian Fjords recently and it's on his list of places to visit. Scandinavia. What do we have from there?

A young Danish giant. For Arsenal, that's all you're getting. This is it. There isn't anything more.

THAT'S IT. There's only one Nicklas Bendtner. This is like a goal celebration i.e. match picture. Makes me wonder if the boys ever do any modeling.

Arshavin has been posting pictures on his website. When he said in the interview that Arsenal fans do not know him yet, except only when he scores, he probably means the more personal side of things. So we get a photo spam of him in his new house with is wife and son. I think he left his daughter in Russia. :O

A little Daddy love anyway..

His offspring is so cute. Arsha's birthday is coming! That means mine too. HEHE. ♥

He kinda bought the Arsenal car. CITROËN. He is so Arsenal. His wife loves London now. And through her, we got a little more insight on hospitality at the Emirates for the wife and kids of Arsenal stars. They might meet up with different Nasri girls each match.

Dudu's Lorena might Fancy Arsha's Artem or Robin's Shaqueel.

She has many to choose from, including Alex Song's 2 kids. I don't know if they're boys though. Need more info.

Anyway, Becks still has it..

You might wish that him training with the Arsenal squad to get to full fitness for England might mean him passing on some modeling tips but it is evident that it didn't happen. Did they learn anything from him at all?

Cue the most disturbing of all:

Oldest player in the Premier League at 38.

Althought if Cesc or any Arse boy did this we'd all be over the freakin moon.

Theo Walcott never ever takes off his shirt. Adebayor might consider if he wants Beyonce. Story here. She might give him a Halo for that.

Something which might interest my friends: Theo Walcott's girlfriend Mel Slade to star in next Harry Potter film

She's studying Physiotherapy and is an understudy for the Arsenal ladies team in hope of knowing enough to support Theo in this area. Just when I thought that romance and girls supporting their men are overrated. They've been together since 14 and clearly, they both know what they want. Magic.

Cesc did some modeling anyway, just for Nike. Nothing much exposed considering it was all covered by red powder. :O