Life’s too short to stay sober

So yaaaaaaaaaaay. Happy Birthday.

waited forever and ever to post this.

4 at Anfield brought to you by my bb.

I love you.

Have a fantastic summer holiday! Go back to Russia and bring daughter over perhaps. And make more little Arshas. RVP is expecting his second child already. Heh. Hope it's a girl.

My friend wrote in my fb wall:

HAPPY 22ND AGAIN!

Like. WTH. Lol. Again? This is about the only time I'll ever turn 22 in my life, unless of course, I own a time machine.

It's 5am and I'm not the least bit sleepy. Goodness gracious. There'll be a bout of partying tonight. The other day my friend kinda stalked me. She must have read something off my fb profile about doing something at a certain time so she managed to know what time I slept bahaha. Retarded. I don't think I have any other stalkers so I can safely announce where I'll be tonight? Heh.

Oh whatever.

I think stalking is fun though, cept that the speculations may not be real. In the case of my friend, she got it right. Then managed to drag me out of the house while I was still sick with the flu. Then suddenly everywhere I went there were MOH signs commanding people to be fully well before going out at all. lol.

I'm well but I feel like there's a sore throat coming back. And my wisdom tooth is acting up again. It's painful because my gums around it swells on and off. I have to extract it soon. Boo. Gonna hurt a shit load since I require surgery. It's the diagonal growing out kind which isn't completely out.

Splendid timing, considering tonight's party is Karaoke. I hope that when I wake up it gets better and not worse.

We'll all be missing our H1N1 friend. It'll be so different without her man. Probably get tortured by my singing the most. Supposed to call and sing Poker Face assuming kbox has acquired the track already. Heh. Sing with plenty of GUSTO.

I heard the Chinese tabloid got hold of her picture but it's quite pixelated. There are several conclusions which can be drawn:
1) they want to protect her identity. if this was their purpose, why release a photo at all?
2) they didn't get the right photo and made some random one blurry

She even deleted her facebook to ward off these flies.

Heh. If anyone got hold of mine they'll have photos from my whole life. 400+ photos to choose from. That's retarded. I think a third are from my Korea trip?

Then again I'm not famous. Banner of avoidance.

I present you the photo that seems to be everyone's all time favourite. I wonder why.

Disclaimer: I wasn't seriously getting into it. Must make it look real otherwise no point right? RIGHT?

So there you have it. The girl's kinda not very appealing anyway. My friend bought shoes before I appeared and knew I would baulk the minute I saw it. So it's revenge. Coincidentally, this is the same person who stalked me hahaha.

And called me a mophead. My hair is long again. I don't get why longer hair = mophead. But since it's the birthday I should go get a haircut before meeting the bunch of them. Later kena insulted on the birthday. Bad luck maybe? Haha.

I'm mixing 3 groups of friends tonight. Well they do know each other but if no one wants to sing it'll be me like 99% so. It's my mini concert. Imagine the torture I'll be meting out.

The newly turned 22 perv signs off.

Labels: Andrei Arshavin, one of my many theories

A Little Drunken Madness @ 4:46 AM