You gotta see Cesc pulling down Bendtner's pants in the lap of appreciation.
Watch for the 11 second mark.
Srsly.

see a cheeky Cesc in the background.
Will the captain get fined for it? Maybe AW didn't see it. Doubt it.
On a completely unrelated note, Red Bull Cola contains cocaine. Hah. Not your regular red bull. I'm a huge fan of red bull. It's so extremely sweet it rocks. There is nothing sweeter than that. Maybe cocaine will make it more powerful. Last time I checked, I still fall asleep on Red Bull and have various caffeine dreams. Sleeping on red bull isn't really sleeping since your brain is still working but your body isn't.
So, Singapore has it's patient zero. The media is trying to get her mobile number ahahaha. It's funny. Srsly. Why would they want to traumatise an already traumatised person? What's more funny is that she got the praise from the health minister for being responsible. Heh. In contrast to how SARS came to Singapore, I guess she really did things right instead of spreading the germs around. If her symptoms came a little later, since the incubation period is up to a week, I could have got it with the birthday celebrations coming up.
And we can all joke about it because she's going to be okay.
And other unrelated topics.
Like how California has overturned the permit for same sex marriages. The option left is domestic partnership. The significance of that is basically the inability to file joint income tax returns. Or if your partner isn't American she can't get citizenship. Things like that.
Personally, I'm 22, and I think it'll be about 200 years before Singapore even has this argument. I don't think I'll live to 222. Sometimes, I wish I wasn't Singaporean really.
The whole sex education thinggy is completely retarded. Rubbish really.
Pre-marital sex vs homosexuality.
If they didn't want to invoke so much trouble they should just let nature take its course. Creating a stand like this doesn't make things any better. It just exposes the weakness of education and schools to socialise us into the supposed ideal set of values and social norms.
It didn't work with me. And deep down I'm a huge ass rebel. You want me to do one thing and it'll just make me want to do the other to piss you off so forcing people to be 'proper' really doesn't work.
Granted, the mass of Singaporeans are generally bochup, they don't really care.
It's the christians who do. They think that being armed with the bible gives them the power to judge humanity. It is the same way Israel uses the bible to claim their lands and destroy the homes and the families of people who came to occupy it before the holocaust. Just because the Germans wiped out 6 million of theirs they have the divine right to kill whoever they wish to.
All in the name of the bible and christianity.
I grew up a christian. Had a lot of rough roads to travel through childhood. Quiz me on my bible knowledge and I shouldn't disappoint you. I've been to Israel. The night I left, there were bombings in Bethlehem. You know, even the jews are confused within themselves. They don't even know for sure which was Jesus' tomb.
Perhaps I do believe in Jesus and all, but his followers are a bunch of retards. They claim whatever knowledge as their own and use these principles to back their so-called divine right to judge others and tell people that if they don't believe in Jesus they're going to hell.
And they treat gay people like freaks of nature. My own mother will never truly love me for who I am.
And that's the sad reality.
Labels: Cesc Fabregas, Nicklas Bendtner, one of my many theories
A Little Drunken Madness @ 4:36 PM